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Comrades, fellow delegates, only the complete annihilation of fascism will bring end to this conflict!

Today was the last UN competition, and man we wen't out with a bang. It's WWII (about damned time) and the first day we're there, there is no Nazi German delegation. It takes place in 1942, but for some dumbass reason, Austria is there. I ask the President "Point of information, what is Austria doing here? They were annexed by Germany in the Anschluss." To which he says "Uh... they're representing the glorious Reich" and then I say "So they're Germany?" and he said "Uh... yeah pretty much". Eventually they made the Austrians into Germany (thank God) and the committee moved on. For some reason, all the Allies, even FUCKING FRANCE wanted to find a DIPLOMATIC PEACEFUL solution with NAZI GERMANY. Needless to say, the Polish delegation was pissed, but nobody listened and the UK & France just sat there looking pretty. Their loss. Then today, CRISIS TIME! (When some random ass event happens and we have to move quick) Crisis: USSR is invading Manchuria (Manchukuo) and Korea because Mao decided to start the Chinese Civil War early and Japan took advantage to be able to annex all of China. Us: OK! Five seconds later, update: Due to the Soviets distraction in Manchuria, the Germans (magically teleported) and captured Moscow. The Nazis went apeshit happy saying "We will annex Russia!" But then I decided to liquidate that little dream by future quoting Nikita Khrushchev; "Delegates, the fall of one city is not the fall of a transcontinental socialist union. Comrade Stalin is safe in a secret location of Siberia, and no Nazi will ever lay a finger on him. We will be quick to mobilize and launch a massive counter-offensive. We are grinding up arms, munitions and patriots like sausages. We. Will. Bury. You. *Frank Underwood knock on table*" The President really liked the quote so we probably got some points. Anyway, at Int vs. Int (one one one basically) there was a ton of confusion and we wasted 10 minutes explaining how it works. I got so damned tired I just said "The Soviet Union proposes that the President uses his veto power to force Int vs Int for 20 minutes weather the delegations like it or not" to which he responded "Delegate, that is a very excellent point, I love it and *bangs gavel* I use veto power to start Int vs Int". After even more wasted time making working groups that didn't work, I said "The Soviet Union proposes an Int vs Int, one on one with Germany and the Soviet Union, while the other delegations watch". People were pretty pissed, but the president was so furious about the wasted time that he said "Excellent idea, I exert my veto power to get this resolution to vote, those in favor?" *basically everyone"* "Against? *Poland* "Proposal passes *gavel bang*". So there was Germany, yapping about peaceful diplomatic solutions, and we were "Germany has violated their promise of peace over and over again, and the largest offense was the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact's violation. Germany cannot be trusted, and they don't deserve a second's worth of diplomacy!" Needless to say, that was a great Int vs Int. In the end, our resolution was 90% communist planet, 10% liberate France. In the end, we won first place! Marched down the isle with a Soviet flag and hats to get our victory gavels. Here's a copy of the crisis resolution.

Committee: Historic

Topic: World War II

Submitted by: USSR

 

Sino-Soviet Cooperation Against Imperialism

 

    I.  The strategic invasion of Manchukuo by Soviet forces.

      a.      Temporarily annex the territory until hostilities between the Chinese parties have ended.

      b.       The territory will be returned to whichever Chinese party is victorious or it will be divided between the two if a stable peace is established.

    II.  The total expulsion of Japanese forces from Chinese territory, including Taiwan.

     a.  The Soviet Union will annex the Korean peninsula and use it as a front to invade the Japanese homeland.

        i.               Independence will be granted to Korea when the Japanese have surrendered. The Korean nation will adopt a communist government.

     b.     The Chinese territory under Japanese control that is liberated by the Soviet Union will be returned to whichever Chinese party is victorious or it will be divided between the two if a stable peace is established.

And here is the resolution 

Committee: Historic

Topic: World War II

Submitted by: USSR & France

 

Alarmed by the Axis advance in Europe and Asia;

Disturbed by the fascist & imperialist governments from the Axis;

Confident that the communist system is the best system for the future of Europe & Asia;

Declaring that France will be a country free of fascism:

 

    1.  Affirming its position against the Axis powers, which include Germany, Japan and Italy:

  a.      Proposes that these countries should surrender and be controlled by provisional governments under the control of the Allies and the Soviet Union,

  b.      All territory conquered by these countries will revert to their pre-war owners,

     i.               The territory of the puppet state of Manchukuo will be returned to Chinese hands, divided equally between the Republic of China and the Chinese Communist Party,

     ii.              The territory of Sakhalin under Japanese control will permanently be annexed by the Soviet Union,

     iii.             The Korean peninsula will be annexed by the Soviet Union, and after re-establishing order & re-educating the population, will be granted independence,

  c.      The key offensive of the Soviet Union will be the liberation of Moscow from Nazi German control,

     i.              This counter-attack will be lead by the brilliant general Georgy Zhukov,

     ii.             After the liberation of Soviet territory, the army will focus on the attack of German territory,

     iii.            After the defeat of Germany, a provincial government under Soviet control will be established until a Soviet-aligned communist government is established in Germany,

    iv.             In honor of the German founder of communism Karl Marx, the city of Berlin will be renamed to Marxgrad;


    2.  Recommends that all the leaders from the fascist governments of the Axis powers should be arrested for war crimes:

  a.  The leaders of the different countries will be tried in different locations,

     i.              The first will be Germany and the trials will be in Nuremberg,

     ii.             Second will be Japan in Tokyo,

     iii.            Third will be Italy in Florence;


    3.     Solemnly affirms that the countries liberated by the Soviet Union will adopt a communist government:

  a.      This will be after a re-education of the populace from the different nations to teach them the errors of fascism or other imperialist systems,

  b.      The Soviet Union will provide military protection & economic aid to these new socialist republics to help them establish themselves during the post-war period;


    4.     Declares France is free from German occupation & urges that all German troops retreat from French territory:

  a.      The leaders of Vichy France will be tried for aligning themselves to the Axis powers,

  b.      The Italian colonies of Libya & Somoliland will be ceded to France as new colonies.




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